mole (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} tangognat) wrote,@ 2003-11-07 13:08:00 |
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oy ve
"sheeet darling, vhen i vas tventy-two i vas having sex on zee chandelier, you make sure eet's secure first, k darling...zay alvays loved my biggest muscle, my brain, darling, zat's vhy zay never touched eet, ha!"
*amusing, russian slut in my cardio jam class.*
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1. don't talk with your mouth full
2. he doesn't know you can't sing
3. ix-nay on the helen keller jokes
4. your snort is wasted on him
5. YOU DON'T KNOW THE PLEDGE IN SIGN LANGUAGE! but, but-NO!
6. floss
7. use the expensive lip goop
*things to remember while/before attempting to charm your deaf blind date*
sorry, but i couldn't resist.............
why didn't helen keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
she was wearing mittens
"sheeet darling, vhen i vas tventy-two i vas having sex on zee chandelier, you make sure eet's secure first, k darling...zay alvays loved my biggest muscle, my brain, darling, zat's vhy zay never touched eet, ha!"
*amusing, russian slut in my cardio jam class.*
----------------------------------------
1. don't talk with your mouth full
2. he doesn't know you can't sing
3. ix-nay on the helen keller jokes
4. your snort is wasted on him
5. YOU DON'T KNOW THE PLEDGE IN SIGN LANGUAGE! but, but-NO!
6. floss
7. use the expensive lip goop
*things to remember while/before attempting to charm your deaf blind date*
sorry, but i couldn't resist.............
why didn't helen keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
she was wearing mittens
